what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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