We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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