Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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