He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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