new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I enjoy the company of your penis
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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