Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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