is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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