If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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