I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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