I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize