he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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