He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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