Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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