Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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