Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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