we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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