Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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