Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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