Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize