shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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