you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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