If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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