I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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