girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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