You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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