maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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