I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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