weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
tell me about the eggs
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