i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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