I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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