I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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