I wanna bring you to show and tell
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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