Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize