I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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