yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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