The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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