she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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