i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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