i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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