I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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