There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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