i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize