i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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