Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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