Where did you get a picture of my penis
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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