So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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