there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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