clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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