You can't special order awesome
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
All I want is dick and wine.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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