Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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